Lucky #9 Soap
Lucky #9 Soaps are handmade cold process soaps made right here in our little studio in Vermont by our resident mad scientist!
Do you live locally? You can use the coupon code "LOCAL" at checkout to remove the shipping charge and your order will be waiting for you at the Milton Farmers' Market and/or the BPAL Vermont Lunacy Event at the end of the month.
The Hexanomicon Series is HERE! †
Our first Lucky #9 and Hexennacht collaboration!
These are vegan, palm-free bar soaps handmade by Lucky himself that combine our Lucky 'pages' with an awesome selection of Hexennacht 'covers' and use both cold process and glycerin soaps. They weight over 6oz each.
The Book of Nightmares
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Freddy Loves Nancy (Dreamy, pillowy, torched marshmallows, and strong black coffee.)
The Book of Blood and Bone
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Ol’ Scratch (blackstrap molasses, bourbon, pumpkin pie, candied ginger.)
The Book of Her Will, Unabridged
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Hecate (Thorn-riddled blackberry brambles, cabernet sauvignon, sagebrush, dark patchouli.)
The Book of Portals to Other Worlds
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Hexenhaus (Black agar, rosewood shelves stacked with books, and deep, sweet, heady incense of every variety.)
The Book of Forgone Promises
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Mephistopheles (dead leaves, pine, cedar, fall air, laurel, balsam, smoke, clove bud, black patchouli, mushroom caps, dampened black soil.)
The Book of October 31st
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Champanilla (Nag champa, vanilla liqueur, vanilla bean, musk.)
(Twisted peppermint candies)
Santa caught me spray-painting his workshop and had his elves get medieval on me as a punishment. Christmas wishes DO come true!
Cthulhu’s Chocolate Statue
(All my chocolate AND real Cocoa) The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh… has a gift shop… and within this shop I did purchase… a foil-wrapped figure of nightmarish proportions… and calories… for like a Piggie I ate the whole thing, and slumped into a sugar-infused coma… OF MADNESS! CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!
Dr. Odd's Gingerbread
(Molasses and gingerbread)
It's made from AUTHENTIC GINGER! Eh? What do you mean Ginger's a spice? …oh… Oh, poor Jeffy… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Fall In Vermont
(A mix of seasonal spices)
AUGHHHH I LANDED ON MY KEYS! There's a bruise I'll be looking at fir the next two months.
Jacked Up Pumpkins
(Dark ginger, cinnamon, burnt sugar musk)
Bruh. These pumpkins come already CARVED, that's how they ROLL! Like PUMPKINS! But not like a pumpkin roll, that's totally different, m'ang.
The Obligatory One From Vermont
"Lucky, when are you making a maple soap?"
……...Because that's all Vermont has huh, Maple and that one brand of Ice Cream?
Well joke's on you, SUCKER, because it's not Maple SYRUP scented, it's Maple TREE scented!
Ol' Mama Shub
(Honey, Amber Musk, and Snickerdoodles)
It's not easy being a Great Old One, Deity of cosmic madness and worshipped as a perverse fertility Goddess with a thousand young, but even the Black Goat of the Woods still finds time to make cookies for her kids. Insane cookies of Madness that is! Iä! Iä!
(a sweet citrus mix)
From the ashes of deliciousness comes the- hang on, why am I mixing a fire bird with a chilled dessert? That don't make no sense no how... I must be getting tired. Sorry everyone, I dropped the ball this time.
The Springtime Witch * †
Michelle's Spellbook Some witches ride brooms, but others have to ride mowers because Robert will call the HOA on any lawn that doesn't meet his standards. Get a life, Robert, sorry it's not 1963 anymore.
Three Sisters Of Summer
Daffodil has a green thumb for tending the gardens.
Tangerine has a sweet tooth for baking pies.
Hyacinth has a pig mask for robbing stores to pay off her gambling debts.
I thought long and hard about how I could possibly make a funny story for what is essential just a Strawberry Cake, but I think I came up with a really good one so I hope you appreciate the effort. Once there was- crap I ran out of room.
Wassail The Senses
I was going to make a joke about my Grandma spiking the punch and it being weird since she died a long time ago, but I’m just sad now. Not because of my Grandma, but because the name of the soap is a pun. I’m horrible.
The Witch E.R.
(Leather, Balsam Pine, Musk, and Dragon's Blood) Yep, the Witch Emergency Room, that's what this soap is called. If you thought it was something else that's your problem and I'm not legally responsible for your misconceptions. Now toss some cash to your soaper!
Made from Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Olive oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sal Butter, Sodium Lactate, Manufactured Micas, Fragrance - Made in Vermont Approximate Weight 5oz
We have swapped swapping to our new 100% palm-free, vegan recipe!
*Marked soaps contains organic & sustainable palm oil
† Contains Glycerin Soap - Coconut Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerine (Kosher, of Vegetable Origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Saponifying Agent), Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate (Emulsifier), Oat Protein