Lucky #9 Soap

Lucky #9 Soaps are handmade cold process soaps made right here in our little studio in Vermont by our resident mad scientist!

AUTUMN 2022

Candy Kernels
(White Chocolate, Vanilla, Sweet Syrup)
Technically it would have to actually be on the cobb to be corn, but I've once again skirted legal distinction.

Dr. Odd's Bulk Apple Pie Dough
(Sweet Dough, Apples, Ginger, hint of Cinnamon)
"Go on little kiddies, enjoy the delicious taste of raw pie dough! What do you mean that only works with cookies? ...Wellp, looks like I'm going to be electronically tagged again."

Honey Apple Cake
(Cake, Apple, and real Honey)
I know what it looks like, but I assure you, it's not Pumpkin related, it was originally yellow and brown, so, yeah. SCIENCE!

Juice Box and Melted Crayons
(Pomegranate and Berry Blend)
All part of a balanced lunch for schoolkids, unless you're one of those weirdos who likes bologna.

Surprisingly Popular Limon!
(Limoncello)
Smells like the bottles of... pure lemon and... cellos... that grow... on trees... in Canada... Yep, pretty sure that's what Limoncello means and Hell if I'm going to look it up to be sure.

The Thing Under the Stairs
(Hint of Leather, Cucumber peel, Water lotus, Rain mist and White cyclamen)
Trying really hard to think of a cute story or funny quip for this one that hasn't already been used by a horror writer or that mouse company that makes every cartoon a musical... um.... I am the thing living under your stair, snakes for- ah dammit, nevermind.

The Hexanomicon Series CONTINUES! †
Our first Lucky #9 and Hexennacht collaboration!

These are vegan, palm-free bar soaps handmade by Lucky himself that combine our Lucky 'pages' with an awesome selection of Hexennacht 'covers' and use both cold process and glycerin soaps. They weight over 6oz each.

The Book of Dreams Born of Shadows
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s All Souls Night (molten marshmallow blobs on scorched sticks, plumes of woodsmoke, and hot, glowing campfire embers on a cool autumn night)

The Book of Stars and Spiderwebs
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Creaky Floorboards (old, weathered wood, aged dark patchouli)

The Book of The Witch in the Glade
-Lucky Pages (cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk) and Hexennacht’s Pearanormal Activity (bone-white amber, spectral musk, Comice pear, ozone)

Rotating/Seasonal Stock

Valentine's Day Ballad
(Sweet Apple, Kumquat, Orange zest, Grapefruit, Lemon, Cucumber, Jasmine, Blackberry, and Champagne. )
<Lucky>: I wish I was inspired to make somthing.
<Captain Ballad>: What about Valentine's Day?
<Lucky>: That's not until next year.
<Captain Ballad>: It's next month.
*Lucky has left the chat*

Candy Caned
(Twisted peppermint candies)
Santa caught me spray-painting his workshop and had his elves get medieval on me as a punishment. Christmas wishes DO come true!

Cthulhu’s Chocolate Statue
(All my chocolate AND real Cocoa) The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh… has a gift shop… and within this shop I did purchase… a foil-wrapped figure of nightmarish proportions… and calories… for like a Piggie I ate the whole thing, and slumped into a sugar-infused coma… OF MADNESS! CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!

Dr. Odd's Gingerbread
(Molasses and gingerbread)
It's made from AUTHENTIC GINGER! Eh? What do you mean Ginger's a spice? …oh… Oh, poor Jeffy… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Fall In Vermont
(A mix of seasonal spices)
AUGHHHH I LANDED ON MY KEYS! There's a bruise I'll be looking at fir the next two months.

Jacked Up Pumpkins
(Dark ginger, cinnamon, burnt sugar musk)
Bruh. These pumpkins come already CARVED, that's how they ROLL! Like PUMPKINS! But not like a pumpkin roll, that's totally different, m'ang.

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Lucky Pages
(Cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla'ed white musk)
Just the guts

The Obligatory One From Vermont
"Lucky, when are you making a maple soap?"
……...Because that's all Vermont has huh, Maple and that one brand of Ice Cream?
Well joke's on you, SUCKER, because it's not Maple SYRUP scented, it's Maple TREE scented!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Wassail The Senses
I was going to make a joke about my Grandma spiking the punch and it being weird since she died a long time ago, but I’m just sad now. Not because of my Grandma, but because the name of the soap is a pun. I’m horrible.

The Witch E.R.
(Leather, Balsam Pine, Musk, and Dragon's Blood) Yep, the Witch Emergency Room, that's what this soap is called. If you thought it was something else that's your problem and I'm not legally responsible for your misconceptions. Now toss some cash to your soaper!

Holy Pumpkins, Lucky's back with some New and Classic scents! 

Vegan Vampire 3.0
(Strawberry, Aloe)
It's no substitution for the real thing, but the real thing gets villagers all riles up and in a pitch-forking mood. Plus, moving to new castles is really expensive these days and who has the time?

Beephrodisiac
(Honey*, Amber, Snickerdoodles)
Bees... Bees... Beesbeesbees... Maybe I can so some alliteration, that's good for a laugh... Barry Bee Boorishly Bumbled By Billy's...Bright...Brass........Bodyshop..... I HAVEN'T DONE ONE OF THESE IN FOREVER, GIMME A BREAK! *vegan accord

Baker's 13
(Fresh Baked Bread)
This has to be the best smelling soap ever, so I'll make you a deal; if it sells really well, I'll make a Beer-scented soap, I totally will.

Camo Soap
(Balsam Pine, Fresh Breezes, Orchid, Ylang, Sandalwood, Patchouli, Leaves, Cedarwood, Amber, Musk and Vanilla. )
Of course it's the wavy kind of Camo, do you know how expensive a block of digital camo soap would be? Like a Million bucks, and that's breaking even!

Ghostly Clown Residue
(Plumeria)
At first I was afraid at the thought of having a ghost in my house, but when I found out it was the spirit of a clown I was more, I dunno, irritated than afraid, I guess. If anyone knows the number of a Mime who does exorcisms, lemme know.

Let's Go Outside!
(Aloe, Grass, Palm trees, Soothing Mist )
All Vaxxed up and ready to go outside! ...Actually it's kinda hot out, and there's bugs, and other people, and I'm already tired from standing up... meh, what's on TV?

Castile Soap
(Unscented) Our purest, gentlest soap with zero colorants or fragrance!
<Ajevie>: "Why haven't you made soap recently?"
<Lucky>: "I was making Castile soap, it takes a year to cure."
<Ajevie>: "You... could have made other soap in that year..."
<Lucky>: "Haha sure... wait, I could have? ....FUUUUUUUU-"

Made from Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Olive oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sal Butter, Sodium Lactate, Manufactured Micas, Fragrance - Made in Vermont Approximate Weight 5oz

We have swapped swapping to our new 100% palm-free, vegan recipe!

*Marked soaps contains organic & sustainable palm oil

† Contains Glycerin Soap - Coconut Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerine (Kosher, of Vegetable Origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Saponifying Agent), Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate (Emulsifier), Oat Protein