These items have not yet arrived at our studio. Once it reaches us this collection will take up to 10 business days to process before it is shipped out to you.

To estimate when your order is likely to be heading out, keep an eye on the Status Page and do keep in mind the perfumer's turn around time as well. 

Reminder: We do not ship partial orders. Orders containing pre-order items will not ship until everything in the order is ready.

Pre-Order items can be cancelled or changed with no penalty until the pre-order has entered the Ordered Status. 

Cancellations/changes requested after the pre-order has entered the Ordered Status will be Store Credit ONLY and will be minus a $5 restock/processing fee per order.

Addons CANNOT be cancelled after the pre-order has entered the Ordered Status. 

BPAL Last Chance Weenies Atmos, Hair Gloss, & Beard Oils

BPAL Last Chance Weenies Atmos, Hair Gloss, & Beard Oils

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Stock will be limited after 3pm est Wednesday, March 10th

 

Convertible Hearse Atmosphere Spray
The cadaver, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind: a chilly whoosh of dead leaves seasoned with the perfect amount of smog.

Dead Leaves, Pumpkin Pie, and Hearthsmoke Atmosphere Spray

Headless Hearseman Atmosphere Spray
A bottomless swirl of black leather, dead branches, and flaming pumpkin guts.

Hearse of Pancakes Atmosphere Spray
There’s still a little time to kill before the viewing… surely it wouldn’t hurt to stop for a short stack? Black coffee, syrup-drenched buckwheat cakes, and a crusty cruller for the road.

Hiss and Hearse Atmosphere Spray
A dribble of Dorian and a squiggle of Snake Oil, delicately stirred with a moss-crusted muddy shovel.

Hot Pink Hearse Atmosphere Spray
A dream hearse for anyone who grew up presiding over numerous doll funerals: flashy pink guava, strawberry jam, sugared pink grapefruit, blackberry, bergamot, and pink champagne adorned with a gleaming chrome Landau bar.

Lime Green Hearse Atmosphere Spray
A shiny, genteel, vintage ride for all those who feel dead inside: lime rind, citron, petitgrain, white musk, a swish of bay rum and a bit of black pepper.

Pumpkin Nut Bread Atmosphere Spray
Pumpkin puree baked into a walnut-studded loaf, steaming with cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove.

Autumn Bouquet Hair Gloss
Carnations, sunset roses, hydrangea, and sunflowers bound in a clove-tinged pumpkin-orange velvet ribbon.

Carmilla Hair Gloss
Sweetness shadowed by danger: dark amber and ylang ylang gleams through smoky chestnut, cacao, mahogany, blackcurrant, and vanilla bean.

Dead Leaves, Nag Champa, Tunisian Patchouli, and Vanilla Bean Hair Gloss

Dead Leaves and Pomegranates Hair Gloss

Laura Hair Gloss
bathed in sunlight: delicate sandalwood and white musk shimmering with neroli, yellow amber, pear blossom, peonies, and iris.

Bonfire Smoke Beard Oil
Woodmoke, glowing embers, drifting ash, and the memory of bones. (Slinks ONLY)

Pumpkin Spice Beard Oil
Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING. (Slinks ONLY)

Type AB-Beard Oil
For the most discerning vampires. Dragon’s blood resin, black cherry, clove, cardamom, black leather, and kyphi smoke. (Slinks ONLY)

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