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Abolish ICE
Melt the hoarfrost of this administration’s cruelty with this scent of warmth, safety, and succor: smoked toffee and patchouli with coffee bean, caramelized oudh, clove, and bourbon vanilla.
Boner
White sandalwood, white pepper, orris root, angelica, and chalk.
Dreamward
Contains: lavender, frankincense, chamomile, willow leaf, rue, hops, star anise, bourbon vanilla, and lemon verbena.
Fire Horse
Peony, China’s national flower, with bamboo for flexibility, plum blossom for perseverance, courage, and hope, tangerine for wealth, orange for happiness, lychee for household peace, pine resin for constancy, golden kumquat, pussy willow, and quince for prosperity, narcissus and King mandarin for good fortune, and peach blossom for longevity, with a splash of blazing red of dragon’s blood… to help you scare away the rampaging Nian.
Funnel of Herbs
A green and spicy slip up while reblending Funnel of Love.
Les Pleurs
Smoked beeswax and blackened amber, incense ash and antique myrrh, and tears running rivers down ochre stone.
Long Eared Owl on a Bare Tree Branch
Frosted cedar, moonlit amber, black plum, vetiver, smoked oakwood, violet shadows, and feathery incense.
Lucky Hand Root
A deep earthy perfume entwined with orchid petals.
Please Scream
Fuel and fire for speaking out against injustice: a heap of warm spiced funnel cakes with a scoop of coffee ice cream.
Terrible Moon
Smoldering beeswax illuminated by honeyed amber, an embrace of skin musk, body-warmed wool, cacao-dusted sandalwood, and cardamom milk.
Terrible Moon: Cardamom and Black Amber
Terrible Moon: Honey Dust and Toasted Oats
Terrible Moon: Pistachio and Vanilla Buttercream
Terrible Moon: Steamed Milk and Marzipan
Vanilla Mandarin
A fragment of a discarded summer scent concept from a few years back.
Terrible Moon: White Sandalwood and Cacao Lotion
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Terrible Moon: Coffee Bean and Cinnamon Stick Hair Gloss
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Terrible Moon Nail Polish
(REMINDER: Due to Shipping Regulations, Nail Polish is US ONLY)
Olive green jelly with a warm orange glow and pink and green reflective sparks.
(Slinks Only)
