Allhallowtide Cathedral
Autumn has come to the cathedral, and the old gods have followed it inside. The solemn fragrance of centuries-old incense mingles with the earthy sweetness of roasted pumpkin and the comforting warmth of cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg, a communion of hearth and altar. Candles gutter in the gathering dusk, gilding the carved faces of saints and gargoyles alike, while the fragrant smoke of the harvest rises to mingle with the prayers of the faithful.
Apple Sugar 2026
Winesap apples and golden sugar.
The Atrocious Attic 2026
A shadowy shrine filled with forgotten toys, broken dolls. The altar: a collapsing trunk distended by a rotted wedding gown. The air of the room is dusty, laced with the scent of a child's perfume and the remnants of a dried, crumbling bridal bouquet: tea rose, violet, white sandalwood, French lavender, and calla lily.
The Bad Humor Man
Crunchy leaves, black leather, cardamom, moonlit bergamot, woodmoss, molasses, and vanilla-slapped buttermilk.
Blanc de Fantôme
Titanium dioxide accord, rice powder, talc accord, lead-free Venetian ceruse accord, and a hint of nag champa, clove smoke, and patchouli.
The Blood Red Window Panes
Red musk, saffron threads, molten honey, and smoky oudh.
Blood Squib Snake Oil 2026
A gory ejaculation of Snake Oil, simple syrup, and cherries.
The Bloody Banister
A rotting, cracked mahogany balustrade smeared with bloody handprints frames a cascading Imperial staircase that rises unsteadily into oppressive, suffocating shadows.
The Blue Window
Black currant, rose otto, azure musk, and blue orris.
Candy Corn Popcorn Balls
You’ve gotta have balls to face the hungry hordes of Weenie season. Ours are doubly corny, blasted with mini marshmallows, and much friendlier on the skin than the real things would be on your teeth.
The Chilling Cellar
Wine just turning to vinegar, crumbling mortar, red clay, and the coppery tang of old blood.
The Crooked Chimney
Something small and quick scrabbles down it after dark. Charred wood, sooty brick, cold hearth-ash, and a faint, sweet rot creeping up from somewhere below the foundation.
Devil's Night 2026
This is the scent of autumn night, fires in the distance, with a touch of boozy swoon, playful sugar and smoky musk.
The Dreadful Dumbwaiter
The house has been vacant for a century, but someone is still sending up tea. Cracked porcelain, bitter black tea, stale lemon biscuits, and tarnished silver.
Dusk in Autumn 2026
Black tea, currant cake, mandrake root, a whirl of dried leaves, and hearthsmoke.
Eigengrau
In tribute, here’s the darkest, grayest scent we can muster, devoid of any contrast that might make it read as a true black: mineralic ambrette, orris ashes, violet leaf, cold grey musk, vetiver root, oolong tea, Oman frankincense, and the faintest trace of charred cedar.
Every Day is Halloween 2026
Skin-warmed sandalwood and toasted pumpkin settle into a gentle blend suitable for all 365 days of Halloween.
Fright Wig 2026
Originally released in 2018 as a wig spray for Drag Con, this blend was too good to keep under our hats (as it were). Blackened patchouli, clove bud, honey oudh, pomegranate pulp, and a splash of whiskey.
Full-Sized Candy Bar House
Milk chocolate, gooey caramel, roasted nuts, crunchy nougat, and a crinkle of candy wrappers.
Ghost Milk Soft Serve
Goat's milk, marshmallow, vanilla cashmere, honey dust, and white chocolate.
Ghost Music 2026
Sheets of white musk and lavender curling around a melancholy song of violet root, iris, neroli, and honeysuckle.
Ghoulish 2026
Creepy like Creepy and as spooky as Spooky, this is the scent of a black cherry and coconut amaretto confection gently laced with saffron.
The Ghoulish Gramophone
Warped shellac, oxidized brass, splintered mahogany, black tea, faded gardenia perfume, and a faint breath of extinguished candles.
Glorp
Our official GLORP partnership offers song-lasting scent with none of the flavor: a classic gumball formula, bouncing out of the machine with an unwholesome amount of color and spiked with extra clove.
Graveyard Dirt 2026
This is the scent of pure graveyard dust, spattered with grave loam and dusted lightly with tombstone moss.
Green Apple Taffy
Have hook, will travel!
The Green Window
Tea leaf, matcha, sheer juniper, and lime rind.
The Hare 2026
Warm fur and mandrake root, blue sage and tall grasses, honeysuckle-tinged moonlight, carrot seed, comfrey, and dandelion.
The Heinous Hedge Maze 2026
Claustrophobic pathways of neglected boxwood and thorny rosemary intersecting at impossible angles, twisting into itself.
Hellhound on my Trail
Bay rum, bourbon vanilla, galangal, hyssop, High John the Conqueror root, life everlasting, and brimstone.
Hemlock Cathedral
An ancient sanctuary slowly surrendering to the forest, its crumbling stones embraced by the roots of poisonous trees. Hemlock boughs obscure the stained glass, and the green breath of the wilderness mingles with centuries of accumulated incense. Beneath the vaulted ceiling, a thousand whispered prayers dissolve into the cold, indifferent silence of the woods.
Huesos de Santo 2026
Orange-glazed cake, dotted with anise seed, and filled with custard, set beside a bouquet of celebratory funeral flowers.
In Absinthia
A phantasm of longing for all that once was, and everyone who is no longer here: Vaporous remnants of BPAL’s classic Absinthe blend of wormwood essence, light mints, cardamom, anise, hyssop, and the barest hint of lemon hovering around an empty abyss of opoponax and charred lilac incense.
The Invisible Man's Banana
Flash-frozen banana, evaporated milk, sheer musk, and invisible nuts.
It Only Happens At Night
Cold brass, night-blooming jasmine, dead leaves, damp velvet, and the last smoky breath of a snuffed beeswax candle.
Last Year's Gourds
Still here, partying long after the rest of us moved on. Brittle, sun-dried pumpkin rind and seed hulls collapsed into a nest of damp, musty earth, surrounded by scratchy tufts of dried grass.
Latex Cathedral
A sacrament of rubber and resin, where the austerity of ancient ritual meets the gleaming sensuality of modern fetish. Black latex clings to the cold marble of the altar, its sleek, synthetic sheen reflecting the trembling light of votive candles. The air is heavy with frankincense, myrrh, and the peculiar sweetness of polished rubber, a communion of devotion, desire, and unapologetic self-expression.
Laughter in the Attic
Attic dust, dried rose petals, brittle lace, blackened sugar, powdered orris, the memory of a smashed birthday cake, and a thin, unsettling thread of icy musk.
Leather Cathedral
A reliquary of old leather and older sins. Centuries of devotion have steeped the worn bindings of illuminated manuscripts, the cracked leather of prayer books, and the polished straps of ecclesiastical vestments in the smoke of countless censers. The scent of sacred ritual clings to every surface, darkened by the animalic warmth of leather and the slow, sweet decay of ancient parchment.
Lilac Cathedral
Spring enters the cathedral unbidden, spilling through open doors in a profusion of purple blossoms. Armfuls of fresh lilacs crowd the altar, their heady sweetness mingling with the solemn perfume of smoldering resins. The air is luminous with incense and flowers, a fleeting benediction of beauty and mortality beneath the patient gaze of stone saints.
The Lurid Library 2026
The incense-tinged scent of forbidden tomes and the musk-laden remnants of infernal servants.
Malted Witch Milk
Honeyed goat milk, malted barley, incense, black pepper, yew, mandrake, red currant, and fly agaric.
Midnight Bonfire 2026
Lighting the path between worlds, the beacon at the threshold: night-blooming jasmine, smoldering maple leaves, a cluster of patchouli and blackened ti leaf, black sage, and pinewood smoke.
Mummy Push Pop
Condensed milk, pressed coconut, tea-stained linen, bitumen, myrrh, embalming resin.
The Nefarious Nursery
Black Belgian lace sewn with black silk thread, goat’s milk-soaked linen, bitter myrrh, white roses, polished black walnut, and a touch of Dragon’s blood baby powder.
The Ominous Observatory
A brass dome gaped open to a vast, indifferent sky where something older than the stars had stirred, its attention drawn at last to the tiny, inquisitive creatures below. Astronomical charts curl with damp, ink gone the color of old rust, and the oculus stares fixed at a constellation that was never there before: cold brass, ozone, black amber, and vellum dust.
The Orange Window
King mandarin, wildflower honey, cognac, labdanum, honeybush and blood orange.
Pepper's Ghost
An apparition conjured through glass, light, and theatrical trickery: pale white musk, translucent amber, frankincense smoke, dusty velvet curtains, and the cold sheen of polished glass.
The Perilous Parlour 2026
A memory of pleasure passed. A ghostly rendezvous, delight beyond death. Faint echoes of laughter and the distorted music of a harp drift by, along with the scent of soft white pear and sweet vanilla.
The Piano Playing by Itself
The last notes of a nocturne hang in a deserted drawing room. A half-empty glass of sherry, extinguished beeswax candles, rosewood veneer, stained velvet, powdery iris, and the lingering scent of spectral white musk and violet leaf eau de toilette.
Plaid Moon Rising
Another full moon, another perfectly good flannel shirt torn to shreds. Red-and-black flannel, pine sap, cedarwood, and dark, furry musk.
Pomegranate Tiramisu
Lady Fingers soaked in pomegranate syrup and tipped with fingernails of sliced almond, entombed in layers of mascarpone and crème fraîche and then topped with a sprinkle of fresh pomegranate seeds.
The Portrait Watches Back
Cracked oil paint, aged linseed oil, gilded plaster, dusty velvet, faded carnations, black amber, oak paneling, and a faint breath of black frankincense.
Pumpkin Blossom
Everything we love about pumpkin season begins here, from a flame on the vine.
Pumpkin Brownies 2026
Swirled with caramel and topped with sour cream frosting.
Pumpkin Musk & Black Oudh 2026
A strangely romantic, disturbingly erotic perfume.
Pumpkin Spice Cheesesteak
Behold, Pumpkin Spice Cheesesteak: toasted pumpkin, sizzling steak, browned butter, and a freshly baked hoagie roll, all dressed up for
Halloween with a generous helping of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove.
Pumpkin Spice Cheesesteak Whiz Wit
Our pumpkin-spiced abomination returns to the griddle, this time smothered in a gloriously gooey, aggressively orange cheese Whiz accord and a heap of sweet, caramelized onions.
Pumpkin Sugar 2026
Crystallized glittering shards of lightly spiced pumpkin sugar.
Pumpkin Truffle Snake Oil
A decadent confection of rich pumpkin ganache, bittersweet Belgian chocolate, and silky roasted hazelnut and almond butters, swirled into the deep, resinous vanilla and exotic spices of Snake Oil. A little autumnal extravagance for a serpent who has discovered the pleasures of the chocolatier's art.
The Purple Window
Blackberry and sugared fig meat.
Samhain 2026
Truly the scent of autumn itself -- damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.
Samhainophobia 2026
Menacing Haitian vetiver, patchouli, and clove with a shock of bourbon geranium, grim oakmoss, and dread-inspiring balsams pierce the innocuous scent of autumn leaves.
Scarecrow Turned Philosopher 2026
Corn husks waving on an autumn breeze, beams of amber sunlight, hay bales, and late summer wildflowers.
Shredded Skinny Jeans
Faded indigo denim, frayed cotton, expensive Italian leather, and hot, shaggy werewolf musk.
Skelemingo
Pink grapefruit and black licorice.
Snooty Bat 2026
On Wednesdays, we wear black: sugared patchouli, nag champa, black leather, and clove.
Spider Plushie
Here’s a warm hug from eight fuzzy, peppery arms stuffed with floofs of grey cotton candy.
The Staircase Creaks
Ancient oak treads, dry rot, worn carpet, dust, beeswax polish, and the faintest suggestion of mossy, damp leather shoes.
Stir the Cauldron
Black amber, smoky vanilla, graveyard dirt, 7-year sweet aged patchouli, witchin’ herbs, and a curl of incense smoke.
Strobe Light
A blinding, jittery darkness that plays with your perceptions: white musk, white pepper, ozone, cold metal, cracked cedar, black musk, and electric aldehydes.
That's Not My Reflection
Chilled glass, silver nitrate, damp marble, pale ambergris, narcissus, and a strange, blurry musk.
Thorns Clothing X Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
Anyone who haunted the gothic scene in the '80s or '90s remembers the scent of cloves. Great clouds of billowing clove smoke created a ubiquitous atmosphere in dance clubs and at live shows, floating through the air and creating an unmistakable, almost religious miasma. Cloves were a perfumed but dangerous habit which was simultaneously romantic and literally self-annihilating, and served as an olfactory calling card for the gothic subculture.
Trece Leches
A square of cake devilishly soaked with count-’em thirteen increasingly ominous milks: sweetened condensed milk, evaporated milk, whole milk, goat’s milk, coconut milk, almond milk, oat milk, donkey milk, woodchuck milk, wolfsbane milk, yak milk, milk of the poppy, and the milk of human kindness, long since curdled.
Vampire Sandwich
Frozen goat milk enrobed in darkest chocolate and clove gumball eyes.
Victorian Psycho
Sugar-dusted Honiton lace and vanilla moire stained at the hem with black tea and tonka, translucent orange blossoms veined like dragonfly wings pressed to the bodice, and a splatter of coppery, clove-tinged blood on the pearl-dotted sleeves.
The Violet Window
Wild plum oudh and crushed violets.
Wax Bottles
In case of a candy emergency, gnaw wax! Or spare your aging jaws and partake of our fragrance blend inspired by this drugstore classic: semi-translucent bottles filled with a bright splash of fruit goo.
Whatever's Behind the Wallpaper
Dusty blue ink, brittle paper, flour paste and damp plaster, and the dry, papery rustle of moth wings, with a faint, clove-tinged sweetness seeping through the walls.
The White Window
Lily of the valley, osmanthus, white oakmoss, silvered orchid and ambergris accord.
The Witch Bride 2026
Pale and lovely, with eyes belladonna-wide: hemlock blossoms and ghostly nightshade veiled by wisteria, white frankincense, black amber, and narcissus resin.
The Woesome Wedding Portrait
Yellowed bridal lace, black silk, wilted stephanotis, dried orange blossoms, antique rosewater, cracked photographic emulsion, and a dark, animalic musk beneath the sweetness of fading flowers.
The Wretched Rose Window 2026
Phantasmal patterns warp and weave through panes of leaded glass. Pale shafts of frail sunbeams push through, creating a sickly dance of violet, smoke-grey, blood-red, and blackened plum light on the oaken walls.
Young Marigolds
A wisp of copal smoke dancing above leaves and crisp petals pushing forth from soil dampened by summer rain.
Zombie Mochi
Rice milk, black moss, hemp, bone-white sandalwood, orris, and bog osmanthus.
