Angora
Earl gray and matcha, blackcurrant bud, white sandalwood, pink rose petals, honeysuckle, and white musk.
Corvissa
Gleaming gold-plated armor, sharpened steel, fossilized amber, and frankincense tears.
Dahlia
Sugared amber, orchid petals, and vanilla chiffon spiced with smoked cardamom.
Endurance
An oil crafted to help your emotional, mental, and physical stamina, especially during times of stress and duress. Contains: Dracaena draco, blood orange, licorice root, master root, sampson snake root chips, sassafras, and lemon.
Goose Moon
Words to live by as we plunge headlong into 2025. Our first Lunacy scent of the year is a honking good time, in spite of it all: goosefeather-white sandalwood and orris butter splashed by sour cherry cordial, red plum juice, caramelized tobacco absolute, black champaca brocade, and a touch of red chili pepper.
Goose Moon: Brandied Cherry and Labdanum
Goose Moon: Nag Champa Smoke and White Gardenia
Goose Moon: Tobacco Absolute and Cherry Chypre
Goose Moon: White Sandalwood and Black Poppy
The Great Battle of the Vegetables and the Fish
Aomono sakana gunzei ô-kassen no zu: a chaotic clash of peppers, komatsuna, kabu, and daikon splashed by salt water and kelp with a dash of wasabi.
Kit Sahari
Blood, bones, and fur: russet musk, desert sand, Daemonorops cinnabar, tonka bean, vetiver, and clove bud.
L’Homme Fut Solitaire Dans un Paysage de Nuit
Lilac-stained labdanum casting a long shadow across a flicker of frankincense smoke and ambergris accord.
Lorrainna
An early 19th-century Italian perfume dabbed on black satin and lace – magnolia blossoms, lilac, orris root, and ambergris accord.
Moonlight, Wolf
A deep, animalic whisper: wild patchouli root, fossilized amber, russet musk, clove bud, juniper needles, hay absolute, and earthy oud with a glimmer of yellow crystalline lemon peel.
Murió la Verdad
Tolu balsam, angelica root, smoked tonka bean, brown sandalwood, bourbon vanilla, orris absolute, agarwood, and fig wood.
Nouria
A Regency-era alchemist’s cologne: bourbon vanilla, incense-smudged leatherbound books, rivulets of beeswax, galbanum resin, nutmeg, patchouli root, and leather.
On Love
Tender branches, clinging roots: plum cognac, vetiver caramel, red labdanum, tobacco root, Turkish rose, and nutmeg.
On Marriage
Red currant-laced vanilla bourbon and orris butter.
The Prophet
A heart made sweet with hunger and thirst: honeyed red musk, red fig, sugared tuberose, and piercing neroli.
Ravenna
Honeyed hookah tobacco, spiced and dried dark fruits, smoked molasses, and champaca absolute.
Wood Snake 2025
A new year’s blessing! Peony, China’s national flower, with bamboo for flexibility, plum blossom and plum fruit for perseverance, courage, and hope, tangerine for wealth, orange for happiness, lychee for household peace, pine resin for constancy, golden kumquat, pussy willow, and quince for prosperity, narcissus and King mandarin for good fortune, and peach blossom for longevity, with a splash of blazing red of dragon’s blood and red vegetal musk to help you scare away the rampaging Nian.
Celestial Aura Hair Gloss (Slinks & Chonks Only)
Divinity embodied: radiant golden amber, purifying chamomile, honeyed tea leaf, yellow bergamot, diaphanous vanilla, and white sandalwood.
Elven Glam Hair Gloss (Slinks & Chonks Only)
Otherworldly luminescent blossoms shimmering in a mist-veiled forest glen.
Goose Moon: Black Clove and Marzipan Hair Gloss (Slinks & Chonks Only)
Lich, I’m Fabulous Hair Gloss (Slinks & Chonks Only)
Crypt chic for captivating cadavers: gleaming bone-white sandalwood encrusted with tomb moss, black champaca, and incense smoke.
Werewolf Fur Gloss Hair Gloss (Slinks & Chonks Only)
Dazzlingly feral: deep, shadowy old growth bark and mosses and a drop of carnal pomace brandy.
Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil (Slinks Only)
Dwarves have the highest standards in beard care, and we aim to please even the grimmest and grouchiest of the lot. Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.
Lich, Please Beard Oil (Slinks Only)
Even the undead need to look sharp. Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.
Supahwizard Beard Oil (Slinks Only)
Frankincense, sweet pipe tobacco, and the well-worn leather and parchment of ancient tomes.
