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PERFUME OILS
A Dyer’s Saffron
Red tobacco, crimson musk, sweet red patchouli, nutmeg, vanilla bourbon, rose geranium, and saffron-gilded red amber.
Achilles and Patroclus
Bronze-bright armor warmed by the sun, salt-wind off the Aegean, crushed amarantos beneath restless feet, and the metallic sting of blood on sand.
Alleviate the Frenzy 2026
Heady peach musk aglow with sugared amber.
Apollo and Hyacinthus
Golden laurel and sun-warmed skin, cypress shadow and noontide amber, crushed violets, lilies, and poppy, gilded myrrh, date palm, and hyacinth petals.
Apricot Vulva
Apricot, cream musk, bourbon vanilla, and golden bergamot.
Asahina Yoshihide in a Tug-of-war with the Little People
Bourbon vanilla, caramelized benzoin, blackcurrant, and black dates.
Ashi-Momi
Glittering amber, sweet oakmoss, orange peel, golden apple, yellow bergamot, champagne grape, and white melon.
Bakyâ
Polished santol wood warmed by sun, the faint sweetness of coconut husk and rice powder, crushed sampaguita blossoms, pandan leaf, and a touch of palm sugar, oud, and chocolate suman.
Bathhouse Mishap
White tea, golden pear, Himalayan cedar, and eucalyptus blossom.
Beatrice and Dante
White rose and scarlet iris, beeswax smoke and frankincense tears, vellum and sacred myrrh, and a thread of red saffron steeped in luminous amber.
Blissful Relaxation
Cardamom, bourbon cream, white sandalwood, and incense.
Blueberry Chai Truffle
Jammy blueberries folded into creamy chocolate and dusted with cardamom, cinnamon, black tea, and warm milk.
Butterfly Beneath the Silk Moon
Night-blooming jasmine, cherry juice, orris root, rice powder, vanilla silk, white amber, coconut husk, purple labdanum, myrrh, and wild plum.
By Candlelight
Beeswax, wildflower honey, copal resin, vanilla bean, balsam, and frankincense.
Cacao and Black Tea Steam
Bittersweet cacao drifting through the aromatic warmth of freshly brewed black tea.
Cacao and Tomato Leaf
Dark cacao tempered by the sharp green bite of crushed tomato leaf and sun-warmed vines.
Cacao-Dusted Pistachio Brittle
Golden pistachios snapped into toffee brittle and sprinkled with dry cocoa powder.
Cǎoméi Yìn / 草莓 印
A strawberry stain on scarlet silk: strawberry nectar and translucent lychee folded into rock sugar and creamy sandalwood.
Caramel Vulva
Caramel cream, golden oud, sweet amber, praline milk, hazelnut, and cacao.
Champion Bitch
Winners only beyond this point! Blue hydrangea, airy white musk, and pink jasmine buds
Chikinini
Nasa’yo ang puso ko! Strawberry-swirled halo-halo with a dollop of black cherry cream and mango puree.
Chust Your Doggie
A warm slab of Kirschenmichel served with a cup of blue chamomile tea.
Colors of Spring
White musk, cherry blossoms, plum blossoms, lilac petals, and white tea.
Couple Making Love Behind a Folding Screen
Polished ebony, honeyed tea, lemon peel, plum rind, blueberry blossom silk, and white mint.
Dark Chocolate Dried Cricket
Dark chocolate with a satisfying crunch of scorched black sesame, hazelnut, and patchouli leaf.
Dark Chocolate Raspberry Rum Truffle
Velvet dark chocolate and tart raspberry liqueur steeped in a splash of warm spiced rum.
David and Jonathan
Shepherd’s wool and wild honey, cedarwood and olive leaf, sun-warmed leather, plumes of frankincense rising from a quiet altar, and a thread of red pomegranate seed crushed between steady hands.
Demonstration of Tools of Love
Honeyed orris root, mahogany, amber cream, smoked vanilla, and golden carnation.
Doggone it!
Cherry-chip brookie batter garnished with a sprinkle of freshly cut grass.
Dried Cherry Incense & Spun Sugar 2026
Sugared fruit offerings left before a glowing altar. Cherry preserves and caramelized sugar drifting through incense smoke.
Drowsy Voyeur
Plum-soaked black patchouli, indigo musk, poppy absolute, guava pulp, black tea, and tobacco.
Ehon Haikai Yobuko-Dori
Heliotrope, black plum, muguet, tolu balsam, violet wine, labdanum, frankincense, and mauve patchouli.
Ehon Takara Gura
Vanilla sandalwood, chrysanthemum, and lemon peel.
The Elephant is Slow to Mate 2026
A rolling, unhurried, volcanic passion sustained by a love that is slow, shy, patient, and wise – and expressed through a scent as warm, languorous, luxuriant, and comforting as a cloak of heavy, soft red velvet: deep burgundy musk, red labdanum, smoked rose petals, opoponax, 17-year aged patchouli, blackened vanilla bean, dried black cherries, blackberries, and tobacco absolute.
Etz Chaim
Twelve fiery fruits ablaze with saffron and clove-spiced labdanum held aloft in arching acacia branches.
Etz Ha-da’at Tov Va-ra
Black fig dipped in spiced pomegranate syrup.
Eve and Adam
Skin musk, fig sap, pomegranate, apple skin, and the smoke and warmth of humankind’s newly-kindled fire.
Even Game, Fair Trade, Ending, Detumescence, Masturbation
Plum blossom, red camellia, pomegranate pulp, ume syrup, powdered rice, green tea steam, clove bud, sandalwood, black lacquer accord, smoked amber, and a tangle of skin musks.
Everything in Life has Two Sides
Red peony, sweet red wine, plum blossom, cherry blossom, honeyed apricot, salted yuzu, saffron threads, cedarwood, dark patchouli, and black amber.
The Eye of Heaven
Amber and heliotrope aglow with golden frankincense, neroli, citrus peel, golden rose petals, and smoldering cedar incense.
Fancy Pups
A genteel affair that presses against the constraints of common decency: tumescent black silk, pink sugared patent leather, rich tobacco leaf, sunrise papaya, and mango cream with crystalline trickles of clean pup sweat.
Fritsu
A playful, tidy, sweet bruise: chilled blueberry cardamom cream.
Honey and Oat Granola
Honey Cream and Spiced Fig
Honey Dust, Patchouli, and Orris Absolute
Honey Milk Tea Boba
Honey-Gilded Calla Lilies and Amber
Honey, Raspberry Jam, and Buttercream
Honey, Tonka Bean, and Toasted Vanilla
Honeyed Oud
I Too Beneath Your Moon
Vanilla cream, white patchouli, French lavender, bergamot, and apple.
I’m Close 2026
Pure sugar cane bursting with the urgency of ripe, juicy watermelon.
The Indolence of Resting Men
Sugared lemon cream, lemon peel, raw sugar cane, cucumber, and black tea.
In Praise of Love
Jasmine tea, lemon slices, black frankincense, hinoki cypress, and golden sandalwood.
In the Doghouse
Welcome to your new home: warm cedar planks, a tousled cotton blankie, and a red leather collar complete with bright gold chain.
Inyo Gozasso Nozu
Teakwood, tolu balsam, beeswax, lilac cream, polished amber, and spiced honey.
Iris and Osiris
Blue lotus incense and kyphi resin dancing in a dusk-shadowed temple, black loam of the Nile and green papyrus crushed beneath bare feet, myrrh and cassia steeped in date honey, a glimmer of lapis and gold leaf pressed into linen, and a surge of floodwater returning to parched earth.
Isolde and Tristan
Dark wine spilled on oak, pine boughs and love philtres, rose petals and sea-salt, storm-wind over cold stone battlements, myrrh smoke braided with heart-pulses of red musk awash in tears, tinkling fairy bells and the bitter sweetness of forbidden fruit steeped in a silver chalice.
Juliet and Romeo
Crushed red rose and night-blooming jasmine unfurl over Verona stone warmed by summer dusk, sugared violets and bitter orange peel steeped in pale cypress smoke, with a single thread of myrrh rising like a whispered vow in the dark.
Knutschfleck
A sugared stain of plum jam and blackcurrant unfolding through rosewater almond cream, warmed by spice and sensuous resins.
Leather Phallus Bag
Well-worn, soft leather encircled by spiky gilded amber.
Like the Very Gods 2026
Shuddering, sweat-warmed skin gleaming with sheer musk, honeyed olive blossoms, vanilla cedar, white sandalwood, and orris butter.
Lilac-Draped Vulva
Lilac-soaked amber cream, orris root, blue lotus absolute, white sandalwood, and purple yam.
The Lovers’ Angel
White frankincense warmed with molten red amber, violet petals carried on an airy current, and pale plumes of incense lifting towards the heavens.
The Lovers’ Mountain
Stone and well-tread mosses warmed by golden resins, wind howling across crag and cliff, and white-capped with sunlit frankincense.
The Lovers’ Serpent
Far be it from me to pass up an opportunity to revisit my beloved Snake Oil (especially with a Biblical twist) so I’ve crafted a Serpent in the Garden take on the original formula, suffused with fig, pomegranate, apple, green sandalwood, olibanum, blackcurrant, and iridescent serpent scale accord.
Love’s Philosophy 2026
Vanilla, saffron, and cream.
Love’s Willing Prisoner
A song of surrender: rose syrup and honeyed pomegranate bound in amber resin, vanilla silk, and leather.
Loving Couple in Festive Clothing
White sandalwood and amber incense with lemon peel, lemon balm, golden grapefruit, and neroli.
Luperci 2026
This scent is for the Luperci, the Chosen of Faunus, the Brothers of the Wolf: raw, down and dirty patchouli, Gurjam balsam, and essence of Sampson Root sweetened with the heightened sexuality of beeswax, virile juniper, oakmoss, ambrette seed over honey and East African musk.
Maasikas
The fleeting sweetness of a stolen bite pressed into sunlit skin: wild strawberries and sweet apple dipped in sweet cream and blush amber.
Malinka
A mischievous mark: black raspberries, red currant, and rose hip cordial in honeyed cream.
Man Making Love to the Maid of a Samurai Household
Green tea, mate, mint leaf, lemon peel, ginger root, and white cedar.
Mangetsu
White musk, green mandarin, moonflower, oolong tea, crushed grass, ume blossom, and green amber.
Melon Cream Cake 2026
Whipped cream squished between luscious layers of pale green sponge, topped with hunks of syrup-glazed honeydew.
Mordisco Amoroso
A playful bite, sweetness bruised by desire. Black cherry liqueur, red amber, and crushed strawberries crushed with clove and cinnamon sugar.
Nanggigigil Ako Sayo
A scent for all of us who have been exploded by someone else’s cuteness: ube candyfloss and rice paper-wrapped red bean custard candy.
Nosy Intrusive Couple
Cognac, sweet rum, plum skin, rice milk, salted prune, Haitian patchouli, matcha, and cistus absolute.
Orange Blossom Honey and Silver Musk
Ōyogari No Koe
Red plum blossom, labdanum, lemon peel, sweet patchouli, black cherry, King mandarin, violet musk, and sugared rose amber.
Passionfruit Creme Brulee
Torch-a, torch-a, torch me! Those who cross the threshold of this crackle-crust of burned sugar will be lost in a creamy abyss of bright, zingy custard.
Pearl Necklace 2026
Skin musk dribbling with pear cream, orris root, vanilla bean, and raw honey.
Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2026
It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
Pistachio Ambrosia 2026
A whipped green dream, pale and pillowy with multicolored mini marshmallows, densely studded with bits of pineapple, mandarin, and shredded coconut.
Please Come
An invitation: black amber and pink peony sealed in a creamy white paper envelope.
Purotto No Tsuisuto
Cardamom cream, sweet bourbon, tolu balsam, toasted bamboo, raw cacao, and hinoki.
Record of Women’s Treasures of the Way of Elegance Day and Night
Peru balsam, champa absolute, sugared patchouli, toasted cardamom, black pepper, labdanum, and coffee bean.
Red Honey, Sweet Labdanum, and Dusk Rose
Relic of Honor
Frothed cream, white honey, osmanthus, champaca blossoms, red apricot, and cherry incense.
Rose Milk Tea 2026
An impossibly sweet concoction of green tea and frothed almond milk poured over fresh rose petals and glistening tapioca pearls.
Rose Quartz Phallus
A talisman of pleasure carved from the stone of the heart. Blushing rose cognac, sugared pink grapefruit, iced strawberries, and creamy sandalwood warmed by skin musk, vanilla bourbon, and glowing pink amber.
Ruby Chocolate & Sugared Orange Peel
Tangy ruby chocolate studded with bright shards of candied orange peel.
Ruby Chocolate Dried Mealworm
Sweet ruby chocolate with pink cherry sugar and strawberry mochi concealing a satisfying crunch.
Ruby Chocolate Snake Oil
Blushing ruby chocolate swirling with vanilla, spices, and the dark, silky sweetness of Snake Oil.
Russet Honey, Patchouli, and Tobacco Absolute
Sal Y Pimienta
A salty skin musk dusted with pink pepper.
Scarlet Petals
White tea, black cherries, gardenia, tonka bean, carnation, and almond.
The Scholar’s Indiscretion
Japanese wineberries, ti leaf, osmanthus, and a dribble of plum wine.
Secret Adventure in the Walled Garden
Bamboo, green fig, narcissus, white patchouli, tobacco flower, white tea, lemon verbena, and oakmoss.
The Serpent in the Lilies
Calla lilies stained blood red by Snake Oil and daemonorops draco, flecked with poison-touched lily of the valley.
The Shell Box 2026
A perfume for distant lovers: shimmering crushed abalone accord, salt-dusted white sandalwood, champaca blossoms, motia attar, and blue lotus.
Šljiva
A plum-soaked kiss smoldering with clove and anise, and a sultry exhale of dusky brandy.
Smut 2026
We are the smuttiest. Three swaggering, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
Sogblettur
A cool breeze over flushed skin: cloudberries, ambergris, and lemon zest gliding over warm amber musk.
Spring’s First Bloom
Cherry blossoms, plum blossoms, and pink lotus petals floating in sweet, sugared cream.
Succhiotto
The slow warmth of a lover’s lingering bite: candied fig syrup melting through mascarpone, cacao, and smoky vanilla.
Suçon
A sweet whisper against the throat: raspberry coulis and cassis steeped in powdered sugar and rose syrup, melting into benzoin, tonka bean, and a soft blush of white musk.
Triumph in Vermillion Silk
Scarlet silk, sweetened rice milk, ube, peony petals, candied ginger, persimmon, red dates, red carnation, lavender, and red amber.
Two and a Half Meters of Cloth
Asian pear, pear sugar, lemon zest, and white musk.
Ukiyo-e no Shoki Emaki
Amber cream, red ginger, patchouli, jackfruit, and orange blossom.
Water Bearer
French lavender, Thai coconut, cherimoya, and ube.
White Chocolate, Date Paste & Lime Zest
Creamy white chocolate sweetened with rich date paste and brightened with a spark of fresh lime zest.
White Honey and Soursop
White Honey, Strawberries, and Vanilla Cream
The White Queen and The Red King
Crimson musk and white amber twined with solar frankincense and lunar myrrh, warm saffron steeped in cool iris root, gold-threaded honey darkened by silvered benzoin, a marriage of fire and pearl beneath a rain of distant stars.
Womb Furie 2026
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
Workman Displaying His Sexual Prowess and Gigantic Size of His Member in a Variety of Situations
Vanilla-soaked sandalwood, apricot mash, brandy, and white ginger.
ETCETERAS
Dark Chocolate, Black Fig, and Campfire Smoke Atmosphere Spray
Bittersweet chocolate and ripe black fig touched by a curl of smoldering campfire smoke.
Honey and Sweet Incense Atmosphere Spray
Honey Buttercream Cupcake Atmosphere Spray
Orgasmic Moment Atmosphere Spray
Sweet cream, white honey, rice milk, Thai coconut milk, and mango.
Spring Wildflower Honey, Grass, and New Mown Hay Atmosphere Spray
Stiff Competition Atmosphere Spray
Honeyed cream, turmeric, tonka bean, toasted green cardamom, and star anise.
Cooking Pots at the Tsukama Shrine Bath Oil
Coconut milk and white tea.
Black Honey and Opium Poppy Hair Gloss
Black Honey, Black Cherry, and Kyphi Smoke Hair Gloss
Dark Chocolate, Coffee Bean, and Cheese Danish Hair Gloss
Bittersweet dark chocolate and roasted coffee bean tangled with flaky pastry and creamy, lightly sweetened cheese filling.
The Dildo Thief Hair Gloss
Silken indigo musk, tatami straw, black tea, golden amber, yuzu peel, and black plum.
Dildos, Boxes with Lub, and a Plum Blossom Twig Hair Gloss
Plum blossom, amber cream, honeysuckle honey, white tea, grapefruit, and apricot.
Fudge Brownie Hair Gloss
A dense square of molten chocolate bliss: rich cocoa, melted butter, brown sugar, and sticky ribbons of dark fudge.
Honey Champaca Hair Gloss
Honey Marshmallow Hair Gloss
Manipulations of Love Hair Gloss
Wisteria incense, oakmoss, and sandalwood cream.
White Chocolate and Taro Root Hair Gloss
Silky white chocolate folded around electric purple taro root.
White Chocolate Rice Pudding Hair Gloss
Creamy white chocolate stirred into warm rice pudding with condensed milk and a dusting of cardamom sugar and saffron.
Milk and Honey Lotion
Milk Chocolate Froth Lotion
Threads of Modern Encounters Lotion
Cherimoya, green tea, lemon blossom, sweet crimson berries, and creamy white sandalwood.
White Chocolate Cream Lotion
Wildflower Honey and Honey Dust Lotion
Cǎoméi Yìn / 草莓 印 Nail Polish
Pink metallic shift jelly with iridescent rainbow flakes.
Chikinini Nail Polish
Pink jelly with pink & holo glitter.
Colors of Spring Nail Polish
Rose gold shimmer jelly with golden aurora.
Fritsu Nail Polish
Cranberry jelly with shifting black flakes.
Glowing Vulva at Ryogoku Bridge Nail Polish
Orange jelly with a glowing orange aurora.
In Praise of Love Nail Polish
Bright sky blue jelly with a blue sparkle.
Knutschfleck Nail Polish
Opaque plum purple crelly.
Maasikas Nail Polish
Metallic crimson jelly.
Malinka Nail Polish
Metallic ruby red jelly.
Mangetsu Nail Polish
Ivory jelly with golden flash and diamond sparks.
Puppy Love Nail Polish
Lavender jelly with a sparkling pink aurora.
Relic of Honor Nail Polish
Garnet red jelly.
Spring’s First Bloom Nail Polish
Sparkling pale pink jelly with a golden green shift.
Succhiotto Nail Polish
Pink jelly with a golden flash.
