A Hundred Years Ago
A woody, sea-crisp scent, sun-blasted and creaking: green vetiver and ocean mist with a blast of elemi, verbena, and wild bergamot.
A-Rovin’
A perfume for mistresses and masters of a very specific trade: sultry red musk, heady jasmine, tobacco leaf, red sandalwood, hay sugar, golden honey, sweet carnations, and warm leather.
Asleep in the Deep
A lightless abyss of black plum, sea salt, opium tar accord, labdanum, and indigo benzoin.
Boney Was a Warrior
A fresh, light Napoleonic-era cologne with hints of rosemary, almond, oakmoss, and jasmine
Chimères
Scarlet velvet, Byzantine amber, smoked Bulgarian rose absolute, and frankincense resin.
Good Ship Venus
Salt-crusted wooden planks warmed by cardamom, 7-year aged patchouli, tonka bean, mace, and black pepper.
Hanging Johnny
Hemp rope, red sandalwood, and white cedar.
Haul on the Bowline
A short-haul shanty for getting the job done. A thumping chant of patchouli, tobacco absolute, black cedar, and cocoa bean.
Leave Her, Johnny
A sailor’s love song to her ship: Laotian oud, white cedarwood, sweet black patchouli, spiced rum, blackened fig, and coconut
Milk Moon 2026
Folk horror, but make it breakfast cereal! Dehydrated pumpkin marshmallows and blackened cocoa corn puffs in sugared milk.
Milk Moon: Matcha and Pumpkin Rind
Milk Moon: Milk and White Musk
Milk Moon: Pumpkin Spice and Condensed Milk
Milk Moon: Spiced Rum and Dark Chocolate
Paris Being Admitted to the Bedchamber of Helen
Creamy, narcotic tuberose, a flutter of pink silk, and blushing sweet pea warmed by honeyed skin musk.
Roll the Old Chariot
Oak planks, iron, brandy, and spiced rum.
Rose Root
An earthy, patchouli-touched rose oil with a hint of oakmoss and vetiver.
Row Bullies Row
Honeyed rum, a whiff of almond, and a hint of something suspiciously soporific.
The Wellerman
Sugar, tea, and rum.
Wortcunning
An oil for cultivating plant knowledge, green witchery, and deepening relationships with and understanding of plant materia.
Milk Moon: Cacao & Creamy Incense Hair Gloss
Slinks & Chonks Only
Milk Moon: Golden Grains & Orange Blossom Honey Lotion
Slinks & Chonks Only
Milk Moon Nail Polish
The luminous, lactescent glow of moonlight poured through sea glass and pulverized quartz like starlight caught in cream.
Slinks Only
