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A Twilight Where Virtues are Vice
Honeysuckle, Moroccan jasmine, and opium smoke.
Absurd Suggestive Card Game 2024
When you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.
Chocolate Musk
Dark Chocolate, Coffee Bean, and Labdanum
Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Absolute, Black Pepper, and Bulgarian Rose
The Desire of Thy Furious Embraces
Cypress, honey myrtle, yew, peace lily, ivy, and black rose.
Dried is the Blood of Thy Lover
Dragon’s blood resin, myrrh, red musk, vetiver, black clove, and cassia.
Dubious Ginseng Formula 2024
Results not guaranteed. Ginseng root, crushed ginger, damiana essence, cubeb berries, and horny goat weed accord.
Edible G-String 2024
Snap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.
Edible Panties
Basically fruit roll-ups for your naughty bits: wild cherry and sugared up strawberry with hot pink peppercorn.
Fancy Pups
A genteel affair that presses against the constraints of common decency: tumescent black silk, pink sugared patent leather, rich tobacco leaf, sunrise papaya, and mango cream with crystalline trickles of clean pup sweat.
Feed Me and Fill Me With Pleasure
Black patchouli, honey, and thick vanilla amber.
Fierce Midnights and Famishing Morrows
Black plum, wild lily, and tobacco.
Forgive Us Our Virtues, Forgive Us
Pale frankincense, styrax, East African black patchouli, cinnamon leaf, rosewood, and palisander.
French Tickler
Spiked for your pleasure: protrusions of pomegranate and pink peppercorn.
The Froth of the Serpents of Pleasure
Sweet red wine, oakmoss, ambergris accord, ylang ylang, and Spanish mandarin.
Green Maraschino
Unnaturally appealing, radiant with an unwholesome luster! Peppermint-laced preserved cherries soaking in thick lime syrup, dashed with a sliver of yuzu.
Hair Loosened and Soiled in Mid Orgies
White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.
Heart Beet
Raw, wet beets, pulsating blood musk, and raw wild ginger.
Heart-Shaped Hot Tub
No jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
House of Unquenchable Fire
Glittering amber, frankincense, neroli, vanilla silk, and champaca.
Implacable Beautiful Tyrant
Golden amber, frankincense, white ginger, and oudh.
In His Hands All Thy Cruelties Thrive
Gleaming black vetiver, bay laurel, opoponax, hiba wood, Spanish moss, clove, and leather accord.
In the Darkness They Murmured and Mingled
Labdanum, black plum, black currant, violet, and champaca flower.
The Lilies and Languors of Virtue
Calla lilies and lily of the valley with white lilac, narcissus, osmanthus, asphodel, and Egyptian musk.
Lips Full of Lust and Laughter
Red musk, wildflower honey, elemi, tangerine, and mint.
Lithe and Lascivious Regret
Blackberry hops, blackened raspberry gum, purple chypre, and myrrh.
Madrigal
Sweet, sorrowful, doomed longing: somnambulic lavender, wild plum, Siamese benzoin, and sugared opium tar.
Melon Cream Cake
Whipped cream squished between luscious layers of pale green sponge, topped with hunks of syrup-glazed honeydew.
O Daughter of Death and Priapus
Black opium, wild plum, cypress tar, Bulgarian rose, olibanum, black orchid, and tobacco.
Our Lady of Pain
Sumatran patchouli, blood musk, white lavender, opium tar, and black orchid.
Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2024
It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
Pistachio Ambrosia
A whipped green dream, pale and pillowy with multicolored mini marshmallows, densely studded with bits of pineapple, mandarin, and shredded coconut.
Poet’s Hearts Break So
The shuddering beat of a poet’s heart ― filigree-fair, diaphanous: bourbon vanilla fougere, violet leaf, iris root, Italian bergamot, porcelain accord, and a trickle of red musk.
Poppies
Crimson roses, poppies white and red.
Quicken the Soul Through the Blood
Cacao, red patchouli, night-blooming jasmine, Roman chamomile, and white tea.
The Raptures and Roses of Vice
Red roses, heady Moroccan musk, cinnamon, lobelia, coconut flesh, magnolia blossoms, and tobacco tar.
Rhubarb Custard Muffins
This muffin bites back: tender chunks of tart rhubarb stalks spangled with oven-browned sugar crystals, nestled in a crown of golden cake generously marbled with jet-streams of warm custard.
Roses, Pearls, and Amethysts
White rose and hothouse orchids with honey musk, wild plum, black patchouli, and geranium.
Roses, Pearls, and Emeralds
Rose sap, gleaming ivy, orris root, sweet oakmoss, pine needle, lime rind, and juniper.
Roses, Pearls, and Onyx
Black roses, Pashmina oud, clove bud, opoponax, kyphi smoke, tobacco absolute, and orris butter.
Roses, Pearls, and Sapphires
Lavender rose petals, coconut husk, cerulean blue musk, agave, and blueberry resin.
Roses, Pearls, Rubies
Rose petal incense, twinkling white musk, sensuous labdanum, rhubarb, dried strawberries, and red amber.
Ruby Chocolate, Blackcurrant, and Pomegranate
Ruby Chocolate, Marshmallow, and Rose Petals
The Serpent in the Carnations
Snake Oil-soaked carnation petals, spiked with a dash of clove and allspice.
The Serpent in the Roses
Snake Oil dribbling across a cluster of amber-flecked, blackened rose petals.
The Shrine Where Sin is a Prayer
Deep purple Syrah, calamus, myrrh smoke, hyssop, opoponax, bitter clove, burgundy pitch, opium poppy, and violet leaf.
Sister Death
Pale gilded lilies and roses in the labdanum shadow of a yew tree, a sprig of forget-me-not, the dwindling memory of a genteel cologne, and the honeyed breathlessness of a kiss.
Smut
We are the smuttiest. Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
There Yet Shall Be Sorrows
White sandalwood, black cypress, wormwood, creeping willow, and rue.
The Thirst of Unbearable Things
Lavender, white fig, and Atlas cedar.
Vibrating Motel Bed
It’ll rattle your teeth more than it rattles your junk: fizzy champagne, orange blossom absolute, Italian bergamot, and dry vanilla.
Video Head Cleaner
“Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene.
(Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)
When Thy Will Stung the World into Strife
Dragon’s blood resin, red ginger, bourbon geranium, thorny rosemary, red sandalwood, pink pepper, and green coffee bean.
White Chocolate and Taro Cream
White Chocolate, Orange Blossom, Sugar Crystals, and Champagne
Womb Furie
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
The Worm Shall Revive Thee with Kisses
Bourbon vetiver, oakmoss, and pomegranate.
Honeysuckle, Moroccan jasmine, and opium smoke.
Absurd Suggestive Card Game 2024
When you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.
Chocolate Musk
Dark Chocolate, Coffee Bean, and Labdanum
Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Absolute, Black Pepper, and Bulgarian Rose
The Desire of Thy Furious Embraces
Cypress, honey myrtle, yew, peace lily, ivy, and black rose.
Dried is the Blood of Thy Lover
Dragon’s blood resin, myrrh, red musk, vetiver, black clove, and cassia.
Dubious Ginseng Formula 2024
Results not guaranteed. Ginseng root, crushed ginger, damiana essence, cubeb berries, and horny goat weed accord.
Edible G-String 2024
Snap! Snap! Sugar crystals and tart candies with a splash of red musk.
Edible Panties
Basically fruit roll-ups for your naughty bits: wild cherry and sugared up strawberry with hot pink peppercorn.
Fancy Pups
A genteel affair that presses against the constraints of common decency: tumescent black silk, pink sugared patent leather, rich tobacco leaf, sunrise papaya, and mango cream with crystalline trickles of clean pup sweat.
Feed Me and Fill Me With Pleasure
Black patchouli, honey, and thick vanilla amber.
Fierce Midnights and Famishing Morrows
Black plum, wild lily, and tobacco.
Forgive Us Our Virtues, Forgive Us
Pale frankincense, styrax, East African black patchouli, cinnamon leaf, rosewood, and palisander.
French Tickler
Spiked for your pleasure: protrusions of pomegranate and pink peppercorn.
The Froth of the Serpents of Pleasure
Sweet red wine, oakmoss, ambergris accord, ylang ylang, and Spanish mandarin.
Green Maraschino
Unnaturally appealing, radiant with an unwholesome luster! Peppermint-laced preserved cherries soaking in thick lime syrup, dashed with a sliver of yuzu.
Hair Loosened and Soiled in Mid Orgies
White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.
Heart Beet
Raw, wet beets, pulsating blood musk, and raw wild ginger.
Heart-Shaped Hot Tub
No jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
House of Unquenchable Fire
Glittering amber, frankincense, neroli, vanilla silk, and champaca.
Implacable Beautiful Tyrant
Golden amber, frankincense, white ginger, and oudh.
In His Hands All Thy Cruelties Thrive
Gleaming black vetiver, bay laurel, opoponax, hiba wood, Spanish moss, clove, and leather accord.
In the Darkness They Murmured and Mingled
Labdanum, black plum, black currant, violet, and champaca flower.
The Lilies and Languors of Virtue
Calla lilies and lily of the valley with white lilac, narcissus, osmanthus, asphodel, and Egyptian musk.
Lips Full of Lust and Laughter
Red musk, wildflower honey, elemi, tangerine, and mint.
Lithe and Lascivious Regret
Blackberry hops, blackened raspberry gum, purple chypre, and myrrh.
Madrigal
Sweet, sorrowful, doomed longing: somnambulic lavender, wild plum, Siamese benzoin, and sugared opium tar.
Melon Cream Cake
Whipped cream squished between luscious layers of pale green sponge, topped with hunks of syrup-glazed honeydew.
O Daughter of Death and Priapus
Black opium, wild plum, cypress tar, Bulgarian rose, olibanum, black orchid, and tobacco.
Our Lady of Pain
Sumatran patchouli, blood musk, white lavender, opium tar, and black orchid.
Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs 2024
It’s not quite as fun when you lose the key. Pink cotton candy, candied rose, and vanilla sugar.
Pistachio Ambrosia
A whipped green dream, pale and pillowy with multicolored mini marshmallows, densely studded with bits of pineapple, mandarin, and shredded coconut.
Poet’s Hearts Break So
The shuddering beat of a poet’s heart ― filigree-fair, diaphanous: bourbon vanilla fougere, violet leaf, iris root, Italian bergamot, porcelain accord, and a trickle of red musk.
Poppies
Crimson roses, poppies white and red.
Quicken the Soul Through the Blood
Cacao, red patchouli, night-blooming jasmine, Roman chamomile, and white tea.
The Raptures and Roses of Vice
Red roses, heady Moroccan musk, cinnamon, lobelia, coconut flesh, magnolia blossoms, and tobacco tar.
Rhubarb Custard Muffins
This muffin bites back: tender chunks of tart rhubarb stalks spangled with oven-browned sugar crystals, nestled in a crown of golden cake generously marbled with jet-streams of warm custard.
Roses, Pearls, and Amethysts
White rose and hothouse orchids with honey musk, wild plum, black patchouli, and geranium.
Roses, Pearls, and Emeralds
Rose sap, gleaming ivy, orris root, sweet oakmoss, pine needle, lime rind, and juniper.
Roses, Pearls, and Onyx
Black roses, Pashmina oud, clove bud, opoponax, kyphi smoke, tobacco absolute, and orris butter.
Roses, Pearls, and Sapphires
Lavender rose petals, coconut husk, cerulean blue musk, agave, and blueberry resin.
Roses, Pearls, Rubies
Rose petal incense, twinkling white musk, sensuous labdanum, rhubarb, dried strawberries, and red amber.
Ruby Chocolate, Blackcurrant, and Pomegranate
Ruby Chocolate, Marshmallow, and Rose Petals
The Serpent in the Carnations
Snake Oil-soaked carnation petals, spiked with a dash of clove and allspice.
The Serpent in the Roses
Snake Oil dribbling across a cluster of amber-flecked, blackened rose petals.
The Shrine Where Sin is a Prayer
Deep purple Syrah, calamus, myrrh smoke, hyssop, opoponax, bitter clove, burgundy pitch, opium poppy, and violet leaf.
Sister Death
Pale gilded lilies and roses in the labdanum shadow of a yew tree, a sprig of forget-me-not, the dwindling memory of a genteel cologne, and the honeyed breathlessness of a kiss.
Smut
We are the smuttiest. Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
There Yet Shall Be Sorrows
White sandalwood, black cypress, wormwood, creeping willow, and rue.
The Thirst of Unbearable Things
Lavender, white fig, and Atlas cedar.
Vibrating Motel Bed
It’ll rattle your teeth more than it rattles your junk: fizzy champagne, orange blossom absolute, Italian bergamot, and dry vanilla.
Video Head Cleaner
“Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene.
(Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)
When Thy Will Stung the World into Strife
Dragon’s blood resin, red ginger, bourbon geranium, thorny rosemary, red sandalwood, pink pepper, and green coffee bean.
White Chocolate and Taro Cream
White Chocolate, Orange Blossom, Sugar Crystals, and Champagne
Womb Furie
An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey.
The Worm Shall Revive Thee with Kisses
Bourbon vetiver, oakmoss, and pomegranate.
