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Ajevie Current Turn Around Times
Pre-Order - 3 to 14 business days after they arrive.
Leftovers and other in stock items - 1 to 3 business days
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~Processing Queue~
Pre-Orders
Sixteen92 Spring: Ordered March 20th
ZOMG Smells No Foolin: Ordered April 3rd
Black Phoenix April Update: Deadline May 10th
BPAL Singularity: Deadline May 10th
Hexennacht Pre-Order: Deadline May 10th
BP Hellboy: Ordered April 19th
BP Haute Macabre: Ordered April 24th
BP Pink Moon: Ordered April 24th
BP Beard Oils: Ordered April 29th
Done
Epically Epic Spring: Shipped April 23rd
NA Spring: Shipped April 23rd
Haus of Gloi Flower Clock: Shipped April 23rd
BPAL Worm Moon: Shipped April 7th
Poesie Poetic Light: Shipped April 7th
BPAL Spring Snakes/Equinox: Shipped April 7th
Possets Spring Retour: Shipped April 3rd
Post Lupercalia (1oz sprays): Shipped March 27th
BPAL Pancakes/Ciro: Shipped March 27th
Poesie Tudor Lace: Shipped March 23rd
Haus of Gloi Lion/Lamb: Shipped March 23rd
ZOMG Smell's Honeyed Delights: Shipped March 23rd
Post Lupers (non-1oz sprays): Shipped March 23rd
The processing queue is based on one thing and one thing only... when the product arrives. Keep in mind, when it comes to BIG updates, I am only physically able (due to time and space) to work one at a time. Some brands get processed super quick because they ship super quick, thus getting an earlier place in the processing queue. Brands with a heavier workload or backorders take longer simply because they take longer to get in line. That's it. 
An order that is marked as Holding has arrived, but cannot start processing until the collections before it have cleared.
As soon as a collection starts processing, it gets a deadline. Deadlines are based on the full 10/14 business day TAT and it is the latest possible date that those items will ship out to you. A good 80% of the time collections ship out well before their respective deadlines, but nothing gets a deadline till it gets here and bigger collections usually need the full 10/14 days. A lot of times, brands will send our order in multiple shipments. Even if some things start processing, the collection won't get a deadline until Everything has arrived. This is why once in a while you might get a shipping notice for something that doesn't show as processing, yet. When in doubt, just poke the Contact form. :)
So! I hope that gives you a bit more understanding about how things work, and also why I can never make promises about when things will reach you as that all depends on when it gets here and that varies drastically from brand to brand and even release to release.
Spring Break: April 27th - May 5th (No shipping)
Summer Break: June 29th - July 7th (Customer Service and new releases only, no processing/shipping)
Winter Break: December 21st - December 29th (Completely Closed)
Q2-May 27
Q3-July 4, September 2
Q4-October 14, November 11, 28, December 25
Brands' Official TATs & FAQ Links
Astrid Perfume - 7 business days
BPAL - 14-21 business days (Collection End Dates via BPAL.org)
BPTP - 2-4 weeks (Collection End Dates via BPAL.org)
Conjure Oils - 28+ business days
eNVie - 5-7 business days
Epically Epic - About 2 weeks
Haus of Gloi - 6-8 days
Hexennacht - 1-3 days
Indie Beautique - 3 weeks
Nocturne Alchemy - 7-14 business days
Nui Cobalt - 3 business days
Poesie - 10 business days
Possets - 1-2 business days
Sixteen92 - Varies (2-6 weeks)
ZOMG Smells - 10-15 business days