Status: PRE-ORDER CLOSED EARLY!!!
- Slinks -
As decided by the community, all remaining product is available in Slink spray sizes.
(This order is value capped to control the size. Pre-Order may close EARLY if capacity is reached.)
Amber and Patchouli Hair Gloss
Antikythera Mechanism Beard Oil
Bronze gears spin inside a polished wooden case, and an entire universe dances within. Teakwood, oak, black vanilla, and tobacco.
Aristotle Beard Oil
Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.
Aziraphale Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
Ethereal musk, blonde woods, and dusty Bible accord.
Bastet Hair Gloss
Luxuriant amber, warm Egyptian musk, fierce saffron and soft myrrh, almond, cardamom and golden lotus.
Blood Kiss Hair Gloss
Lush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.
Bram Stoker Beard Oil
Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.
Byronic Antihero Beard Oil
A Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.
Caramel Patchouli Hair Gloss
Coconut, Vanilla Bean, & Tiare Hair Gloss
Crowley Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
Infernal musk, red patchouli, lilac cologne, mahogany, lemon rind, oakmoss, leather, and vanilla husk.
Cthulhu Beard Oil
A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.
Daddy by EFFY Beard Oil
A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere
Dee Beard Oil
Soft English leather, rosewood and tonka with a hint of incense, parchment and soft woods.
Dorian Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
A sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.
Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil
Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.
Eat Me Hair Gloss
Three white cakes, vanilla, and red and black currants.
Hair Loosened & Soiled in Mid Orgies Hair Gloss
White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.
Honey Hair Gloss
Jolly Roger Beard Oil
Sea spray with an undercurrent of leather, Bay Rum, and salty, dry woods
Lich, Please Beard Oil
Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.
Morocco Hair Gloss
Arabian spices wind through a blend of warm musk, carnation, red sandalwood and cassia.
Snake Oil Hair Gloss
Deep, rich, earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices.
Socius Beard Oil
A solid, steadfast blend of patchouli, smoked vanilla husk, ambergris accord, and tawny oudh.
Supahwizard Beard Oil
Frankincense, sweet pipe tobacco, and the well-worn leather and parchment of ancient tomes.
White Tea & Sage Hair Gloss
Antikythera Mechanism Beard Oil
Bronze gears spin inside a polished wooden case, and an entire universe dances within. Teakwood, oak, black vanilla, and tobacco.
Aristotle Beard Oil
Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper.
Aziraphale Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
Ethereal musk, blonde woods, and dusty Bible accord.
Bastet Hair Gloss
Luxuriant amber, warm Egyptian musk, fierce saffron and soft myrrh, almond, cardamom and golden lotus.
Blood Kiss Hair Gloss
Lush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood red wine, and a skin-light pulse of feral musk.
Bram Stoker Beard Oil
Bourbon vetiver with opoponax, Italian bergamot, and hay absolute.
Byronic Antihero Beard Oil
A Victorian fougère and a dashing carnation boutonniere tainted by a cloud of khus, yew, and patchouli.
Caramel Patchouli Hair Gloss
Coconut, Vanilla Bean, & Tiare Hair Gloss
Crowley Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
Infernal musk, red patchouli, lilac cologne, mahogany, lemon rind, oakmoss, leather, and vanilla husk.
Cthulhu Beard Oil
A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.
Daddy by EFFY Beard Oil
A roll in the hay with a sexy demon daddy: a diabolical incense with a splash of bay rum and a hiss of infernal fougere
Dee Beard Oil
Soft English leather, rosewood and tonka with a hint of incense, parchment and soft woods.
Dorian Beard Oil & Hair Gloss
A sweet gilded blossom lying over a twisted and corrupted core. A Victorian fougere with three pale musks and dark, sugared vanilla tea.
Dwarven Lustre Beard Oil
Patchouli root, golden amber coins, jewel-bright red musk, mineral oudh, and sweet ale.
Eat Me Hair Gloss
Three white cakes, vanilla, and red and black currants.
Hair Loosened & Soiled in Mid Orgies Hair Gloss
White honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed.
Honey Hair Gloss
Jolly Roger Beard Oil
Sea spray with an undercurrent of leather, Bay Rum, and salty, dry woods
Lich, Please Beard Oil
Crypt moss and coffin wood, incense smoke and shards of bone.
Morocco Hair Gloss
Arabian spices wind through a blend of warm musk, carnation, red sandalwood and cassia.
Snake Oil Hair Gloss
Deep, rich, earthy notes swirled with vegetal musks, sugared vanilla bean, and dark spices.
Socius Beard Oil
A solid, steadfast blend of patchouli, smoked vanilla husk, ambergris accord, and tawny oudh.
Supahwizard Beard Oil
Frankincense, sweet pipe tobacco, and the well-worn leather and parchment of ancient tomes.
White Tea & Sage Hair Gloss
